Committee of the Void - Agenda 2025

Committee Members

• Pun Linguistics
• The Art of Sarcasm
• The Void Squad

Agenda 2025 - 2.1: Invention of a New Language Based on Puns

Resolution 1: Create a language where every sentence is a pun.

Resolution 2: Make all committee members fluent in Punspeak within 6 months.

Resolution 3: Establish a Punspeak Dictionary, including but not limited to:

• Verbs:
• Adjacently (adjacent to)
• Unpunsibly (unpossible)
• Proverbly (probably)

The Grammar of Puns

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