Committee of the Void's Agenda 2025

Subcommittee A: The Meaninglessness of Life's Endeavors

Meetings scheduled for the next 5 years. Because who needs human connection, personal growth, or fulfillment, anyway?

• Minutes of the Meaninglessness of our Meetings
• Subcommittee B: The Illusion of Productivity
• Subcommittee C: The Inevitability of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Next Meeting: In 5 years, when we'll have forgotten what we're doing here.