Chairman's Corner

Welcome to the Chairman's Corner, where the most important decisions are made with the most redundant words possible.

Agenda 2025

As the Chair of the Committee on Redundant Words, I am proud to present our ambitious agenda for the year 2025:

• Hold meetings to discuss meetings that will discuss the meetings that will be held.
• Create new words to describe old concepts that are already perfectly clear.
• Develop a comprehensive guide to the art of unnecessary verbosity.
• Host a conference on the benefits of using 50+ words to say 5.
• Hire a team of experts to study the effects of using 'and' in sentences.

We invite you to join us in our quest for linguistic excess and redundancy. Learn more about our Committee on Unnecessary Abbreviations