Committee Protocol 2025
Article 1: Purpose
We, the esteemed members of the Committee of Pointless Endeavors 2025, shall convene bi-weekly to discuss the intricacies of doing nothing productive.
Article 2: Attendance
Attendance is mandatory. Failure to attend will result in the dreaded "Committee Shame" which includes but is not limited to: forced watching of paint dry, excessive meetings, and being assigned extra work.