Committee 2B-2D: The Vanishing Creams Agenda 2025

Discussion of the Disappearance of All Things Dairy

We are the Committee 2B-2D. Our mission is to investigate the sudden and inexplicable disappearance of all cream-based products from the face of the earth.

Subpoint 2B: Theories

The Great Dairy Heist

Some members of our committee believe that a group of rogue dairy farmers, tired of the monotony of their work, staged a massive heist, stealing all the cream in the world.

Read Decision 2B-1: The Rogue Farmers Or maybe it was a cow?

Subpoint 2D: The Evidence

The Vanishing Creams

We have collected evidence of the disappearance of cream-based products from all corners of the globe.

Empty cartons of half-and-half in a deserted dairy farm
Forgotten tubs of butter in a rural ice cream shop
A cryptic message on a milk truck: "We're not making it anymore."

View Decision 2D-1: The Evidence is Overwhelming

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