By the power vested in us, we, the members of the Pointless Committee, do hereby establish the following rules for the Vice-Chair, Steve the Quiet:
1. The Vice-Chair shall not, under any circumstances, actually do anything.
2. The Vice-Chair shall maintain a 4:4 ratio of eye contact to minutes spent in meetings.
3. The Vice-Chair shall never, ever, attend a meeting without a sufficient supply of coffee and/or donuts.
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