Meeting Minutes: Presentations by Dr. Whiskers, Fluffy McFlufferson, and Professor Purrbleson.
Recommendations: Implement 3-Cat-in-a-bathrobe protocol for all high-stakes meetings. Provide catnip for all committee members.
Action Items: Assign cat-sitter for Dr. Whiskers, schedule additional meetings for Fluffy McFlufferson.
Next Meeting: April 1st, 2025. Don't forget your 3-Cat-in-a-bathrobe!
Minutes Action ItemsResolution: All committee members must take a 15-minute coffee break every hour.
Reasoning: Science shows that caffeine increases productivity by 0.000001%.
Full ResolutionAlso, check out our new committee bingo game!