Leader: John
Decision 005 was reached by the Sock Puppet Task Force, a group of highly trained and utterly useless experts in the field of Sock Puppetry.
Their findings:
- Conducted an exhaustive study on the optimal ways to make a sock puppet look less like a child's hand puppet.
- Determined that the best way to achieve this is through the use of more socks.
- Recommended a minimum of 5 socks per puppet to achieve maximum non-children's-puppet-ness.
Recommendations:
- The committee recommends that all future sock puppets be made with a minimum of 5 socks.
- A task force of highly trained sock puppeteers shall be established to ensure compliance with these regulations.
Next Meeting:
Decision 006: Sock Puppet Task Force: Phase II
Sock Puppet Ethics Committee: Phase I