Decision 2: The Great Sock Conspiracy

At this meeting, we will discuss the alarming rate of sock disappearance in the break room.

Subcommittee A: Sock Investigation and Recovery

• Subcommittee B: Sock Forensics
• Subcommittee C: Sock Replacement and Mitigation

Recommendations:

• Establish a Sock Czar to oversee all sock-related operations
• Install sock-sensing technology in all break room machines
• Implement a Sock Amnesty Program for repeat offenders

Next Meeting: Wednesday, March 30th, 2025