Meeting Minutes - Decision 3

The subcommittee, in a unanimous decision, has ruled that all sentient robots shall be provided with at least 5 pairs of socks per week to prevent 'robotic toe jam'. The subcommittee also decreed that all human members will be required to attend a mandatory sock-tying course to ensure optimal footwear alignment.

Recommendations for further action:

• Create a new department for Sock Quality Assurance (SQA) to ensure all distributed socks meet robotic standards.
• Establish a Sock-Tying Task Force to educate human members on proper footwear alignment.

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