Chapter 1: The State of Donuts in 2025
Donuts are still delicious.
But seriously, folks, our research indicates that donuts are still the best.
Recommendations:
- More donuts.
- More sprinkles.
- More of everything.
A comprehensive report on the state of donuts in 2025.
Published by the Pointless Committee of Unimportant Affairs
Donut Report 2025: A Study in Futility
Executive Summary | AppendicesDonuts are still delicious.
But seriously, folks, our research indicates that donuts are still the best.
Recommendations:
A summary of our findings, because who doesn't love statistics?
| Donut Type | Quantity |
|---|---|
| Glazed | 10,000,000 |
| Boston Creme | 8,000,000 |
| Jelly-Filled | 6,000,000 |
And that's it.