Agenda for the Day
1. Discuss the importance of procrastination in modern society.
2. Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents.
3. Determine the best way to reorganize the supply closet.
4. Brainstorm excuses for not meeting productivity targets.
Reports from Subcommittees
• Committee on Obsolete Technologies reports that the fax machine has been officially declared dead.
• Committee on Redundant Words suggests replacing "synergy" with "also" in all official memos.
• Committee on Better Ways to Organize Staplers proposes a new system for alphabetizing staplers by brand.