Attended by:
- John D. Doe, Chair
- Jane S. Smith, Secretary
Agenda items discussed:
- 1. The importance of procrastination in modern society
- 2. The best ways to spend 10 hours on a Sunday afternoon
- 3. The merits of pineapple pizza
Decisions made:
- Resolved that procrastination is, in fact, an art form.
- Recommended that Sundays should be spent in a haze of existential dread.
- Voted that pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity.
Adjourned at 3:45 PM, with no clear resolution to any of the agenda items. Next meeting: Never.