In an effort to further solidify the committee's utter lack of productivity, we propose the following amendments to Motion 38:
- A. Add an extra 2-hour lunch break to accommodate the committee member's love of cat videos.
- B. Replace all existing meeting minutes with a 500-page PowerPoint presentation.
- C. Mandate that every meeting begin with a 10-minute discussion on "The Implications of Procrastination on Society."