Pointless Committee Agenda 2025 - Panel of Experts: Dr. Bland

Minutes for the Uninitiated

We, the Panel of Experts, have gathered to discuss the completely unnecessary and utterly fascinating topic of "The Importance of Doing Nothing." Today's discussion was led by our esteemed chairperson, Dr. Bland.

• 10:00 AM - Introduction and pointless small talk
• 10:15 AM - Dr. Bland's Powerpoint presentation on "The Art of Doing Nothing"
• 10:30 AM - Break for coffee and existential crisis
• 10:45 AM - Expert Panel Discussion: "Is doing nothing really that difficult?"

Notable quotes from the meeting include:

"I've always wanted to learn how to do nothing, but nobody will let me." - Dr. Bland

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix." - John, Audience Member 3

Next meeting: "The Benefits of Procrastination" - Panel of Experts, 2026