MEH-Quotes: The Collected Wisdom of Mr. Meh

"I have given up trying to be an optimist. I'm just not good at it. I guess that's why they pay me to sit in this room."

"The only thing more expensive than being a member of this committee is the cost of my therapy sessions."

"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely disregarding everyone else's."