Agenda Item 3: Simplification Initiative
Presented by: Dr. Bureaucraticus Maximus, Chair of the Subcommittee on Bureaucracy
Today's discussion will focus on the pressing issue of making things less complicated.
Subcommittee members, please take note:
- Dr. Emma Punt, Expert on Pointlessness
- Professor John B. Reducto, Specialist in Simplification
- Ms. Jane Simplis, Whizkid of Minimalism
Key Points:
- Abolish all unnecessary forms
- Simplify meeting agendas to a single sentence
- Eliminate jargon from official documents
Action Items:
- Create a new font for all official reports
- Replace all acronyms with their full names
- Delete all unnecessary commas
Next meeting: Item 4: "The Great Paperclip Debacle"