Bertie the Secretary is our beloved secretary. He's been with us since 2019 and has seen it all. Or at least he thinks he has. He's a master of procrastination, and his extensive collection of cat pictures is the envy of all his colleagues.
Bertie's favorite pastime is napping in his ergonomic chair, and his claim to fame is his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
When not busy being the secretary, Bertie enjoys long walks in the park, playing the harmonica, and practicing his dramatic reading skills in front of the mirror.