Pointless Committee Agenda 2025: Tan Talents

Welcome, esteemed members of the Tan Talents committee! We're a special committee dedicated to exploring the most esoteric interests.

Meeting Objectives:

1. Investigate the properties and applications of quantum socks 2. Standardize the optimal hair length for maximum productivity 3. Create a Tan Talents based forecasting model to predict the likelihood of meetings being canceled

Our next meeting will be held on Wednesday at 3:00 PM

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share with the group! We're currently stocked up on committee snacks

Subcommittees:

Subcommittee 1: Theoretical Applications of Tan Talents Subcommittee 2: Practical Applications of Tan Talents Subcommittee 3: The Ethics of Tan Talents