Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where we waste time and resources on utterly unnecessary tasks!
This week's agenda:
Join us for a comprehensive guide on how to do nothing productive for 8 hours straight. Lunch will be provided, but only if you bring your own sandwich.
See also:
Bureaucratic Red Tape (Wednesdays)
The Art of Avoiding Decision Making (Wednesdays)
The Fine Art of Procrastination (Wednesdays)
No further action items will be assigned.