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Committee of Unnecessary Meetings and Self-Indulgence
Agenda 2025: Tuesday's Pointless Ramblings
Today's agenda is brought to you by the esteemed members of the Committee of Unnecessary Meetings and Self-Indulgence. Our mission is to create more meetings, more reports, and more PowerPoint presentations than ever before.
Agenda Highlights
- 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: The Great Debate on the Best Way to Take a Three-Minute Break
- 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Maintenance" presentation by Committee Member, Bob.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (Free food and drinks provided, but only to those who attend the "The Art of Procrastination" workshop)
- 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM: "The Benefits of Overusing PowerPoint" workshop, presented by Committee Member, Carol.
- 2:30 PM - 3:30 PM: "The Science of Meeting Minutes" presentation by Committee Member, Dave.
Join us for more exciting, utterly pointless discussions and presentations. Don't forget to wear your favorite plaid tie to show your team spirit!
Next Meeting: Wednesday - "The Art of Overindulgence"
Meeting Minutes from Yesterday
Meet the Committee Members