4-Misunderstood-Monday-Mandates

Monday, 2024, 9:00 AM - Meeting to discuss the meaning of 'Mondayness' in the context of existential dread.

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Next Meeting: Wednesday - Not on Monday, because, you know, Mondayness

Chairperson: The Committee of People

Subcommittee: Subcommittee of the Unknown

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of Mondayness
• Item 2: Debunk the myth of the '5-day-week' as a viable workweek
• Item 3: Introduce new legislation to make Tuesday the new Monday
• Item 4: Elect the 'Most Confused Member of the Month'