Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs: Agenda 2025, Section 4

Subcommittee on Worry-Day Proposals

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Section 4: The Inevitable Worry-Day Proposals

Proposal 4.1: Mandatory daily existential crises for all citizens.

• Sub-proposal 4.1.1: Randomly assign a personal crisis manager to each citizen.
• Sub-proposal 4.1.2: Mandatory weekly therapy sessions for all.

Proposal 4.2: Implement a nation-wide naptime policy.

Proposal 4.3: Replace all streetlights with flashing hazard signs.

• Sub-proposal 4.3.1: Use a font size of 72pt for all street signs.

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