In accordance with Section 3, Subsection 2 of the Committee's Charter, the members of the Pointless Committee hereby propose to spend an entire day doing nothing but worry about the impending doom of the impending doom.
Resolution 1: We resolve that the color of the sky is indeed 'plaid' on Wednesdays.
Resolution 2: We resolve to establish 'National Worry Day' as a permanent holiday, effective immediately.
Resolution 3: We resolve that the phrase 'the cat is out of the bag' is, in fact, a metaphor for the existential crisis that awaits us all.
The committee invites all members to participate in the discussion and voting process. Please submit your concerns, suggestions, and apocalyptic predictions via this link.