February 1st, 2024
Chairperson, Bob, opened the meeting by asking if anyone had seen the committee's missing stapler. No one had.
Item 1: The committee debated the merits of wearing pants to meetings. Some argued it was a matter of personal freedom, while others claimed it was a distraction.
Item 2: A heated discussion ensued about the committee's potential mascot. Some wanted a hamster, others a chicken. A motion to table the discussion was made, but failed.
Item 3: The committee failed to reach a consensus on the optimal number of meetings per week. A vote was held, but the results were inconclusive.