DECREE COMMITTEE OF DOOM

Decree Committee Doomsday Committee of Utter Ridicule

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of "meaningful" in relation to committee work.
• Item 2: Determine the optimal ratio of coffee to meetings.
• Item 3: Decide whether "doom" is a valid word in the committee's name.

Special Meeting

Today's special meeting will be held at the local "I'm a Cereal Killer" coffee shop. Please arrive early to secure a seat in the back room, which has the best views of the parking lot.

We will be discussing the merits of "Doom" as a committee name, and whether it's an effective deterrent to productivity.