Pointless Committee Agenda - 2021

Action Items for the Ages

1. Decide on the color of the stapler - 3:45 PM

2. Consider the optimal angle of the chair's wheels - 3:50 PM

3. Discuss the importance of the stapler's ergonomic design - 4:00 PM

4. Vote on the committee's new motto - 4:15 PM

5. Determine the correct ratio of meetings to actual work - 4:30 PM

6. Host an impromptu discussion on the meaning of 'synergy' - 4:45 PM