Pointless Committee Agenda - 2021 - Motion 2

Resolution 2: Mandatory Use of Fidget Spinners in Meetings

WHEREAS, productivity and focus have been shown to decrease by 30% when meetings exceed 30 minutes; and

WHEREAS, research has proven that fidget spinners can increase focus by 50% when used during meetings;

THEREFORE, be it resolved, that all meetings shall henceforth feature fidget spinners as the primary mode of engagement.

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