We are thrilled to present our 2021 report on the most pointless endeavors we have undertaken.
We spent 6 months and 12 hours of committee time studying the aerodynamics of socks in the washing machine. Our findings: they spin around, they get tangled, and sometimes they disappear.
Our team of 5 dedicated members spent 8 weeks and $1,000 investigating the optimal cushioning density for a standard office chair. Our conclusion: more cushioning is always better.
We spent 3 months observing the behavior of our office feline overlord, Mr. Whiskers, and documented his daily routines. Conclusion: he likes treats.