Pointless Committee Agenda - Item 5: The Great Sock Drawer of Despair
January 1, 2022
A meeting to discuss the existential crisis of missing socks, and the futility of matching them up. Agenda:
- 9:00am - 9:30am: Sock Sorting Exercise: Attempt to categorize and group the remaining socks.
- 9:30am - 10:30am: Debate the Meaninglessness of Sock Pairs.
- 10:30am - 11:30am: Lunch Break: Consume a meal, but not too many carbs.
- 11:30am - 12:30pm: Develop a Sock Reunion Plan.
- 12:30pm - 1:30pm: Sock Puppet Theatre: Use our newfound sock sorting skills to create an epic production.
- 1:30pm - 3:00pm: Free Time: Continue to despair at the thought of the missing socks.
Action Items: None, but feel free to bring your favorite sock-themed snack to share.
Next Meeting: To Be Determined. Possibly in the depths of despair, or the depths of the sock drawer.