Pointless Committee - Agenda 2022-03-01
Action Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination
Action Item 2: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents
Action Item 3: Decide on the optimal number of pointless committee meetings per week
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Action Item 4: Create a comprehensive report on the history of pointless committees
Action Item 5: Determine the best way to waste taxpayer dollars
Sub-Committee 1 Report

Sub-Committee 1 Report

We spent 4 hours discussing the meaning of "pointless" in relation to committee work.

Our findings are inconclusive, but we're pretty sure it's not just about us.

Sub-Committee 2 Report

Sub-Committee 2 Report

We spent 3 hours debating the merits of using a thesaurus to rebrand the committee as the "Committee on Redundant Activities".

We're still waiting on feedback from management.