Action Item 2: The Inevitable Failure to Act

Agenda Item 2: A Study on the Futility of Human Endeavor

Presented by: The Pointless Committee

Objective: To explore the inevitability of failure in all its forms

Action Item 2: The Inevitable Failure to Act

Sub-Item 1: The Committee will convene to discuss the futility of its own existence

Sub-Item 2: Members will exchange apocryphal stories of past failures

Return to Action Item 1: The Futility of Committee Meetings

Proceed to Action Item 3: The Certain Failure of the Coffee Machine