09:00 AM: Quorum Called. The meeting began with the usual quorum call, where we all pretended to care.
09:05 AM: Introduction. The Chair introduced himself, and the Vice-Chair introduced himself again. This was a first.
09:10 AM: Pointless Discussion. The committee engaged in a 45-minute debate on the merits of beige vs. beige with a hint of gray.
10:05 AM: BREAK. A brief recess was called to allow members to recharge and ponder the existential meaning of beige.
After much deliberation, the committee decided that beige is, in fact, the most exciting color.
Due to the overwhelming consensus that beige is not only exciting but also filling.
11:00 AM: Closing Remarks. The Chair thanked the committee for their participation, and the Vice-Chair forgot to say goodbye.
Minutes of the meeting (not that they matter)
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