Decision 4: The Great Cheese Debate

The Committee for the Advancement of Useless Causes has convened for a heated discussion on the merits of cheddar, gouda, and brie.

Cheddar: Strong opinions on this one. Some say it's the only real cheese, while others claim it's the devil's in disguise.
Gouda: A dark horse in the race, gouda's smooth, creamy texture is a game-changer. But is it too bland?
Brie: Fuzzy, runny, and utterly bewildering. Love it or hate it, there's no middle ground.

Subcommittee 1: The Cheddar Chauvinists (Read the Cheddar Chauvinists' Manifesto)

Subcommittee 2: The Gouda Guiltys (Join the Gouda Guiltys)

Subcommittee 3: The Brie Brigade (Sign up for Brie-terest)

Adjourned

(Until the next time we get around to it)