Decision 1: The Great Sofa Buying Debacle

Pointless Committee - 2022-03-21

The committee met on 2022-03-21 to discuss the pressing matter of which sofa brand to choose.

Resolution:

By a margin of 7-0, the committee voted to choose a sofa that is exactly 5 inches longer than the average human is tall, and exactly 3 inches wider. This decision was reached after a heated debate involving 3 hours of PowerPoint presentations, 2 hours of heated arguments, and 1 hour of cat videos.

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