Committee on the Utter Futility of Committee Work

Agenda Item 4: Discussing the Futility of Our Own Existence

Discussion Leader: Bob Smith

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice

Action Items:

• 1. Debate the meaning of "committee" in a postmodern society
• 2. Decide on the optimal number of meetings per week to achieve maximum productivity ( Spoiler: it's 5)
• 3. Elect a chairperson to preside over our existential crisis

Notes:

Bob Smith: "I think we should just have more meetings."

John: "I'm with Bob, but only if we have donuts."

Jane: "I just want to go home and watch paint dry."

Next meeting: February 4, 2023