Pointless Committee - 2023-03-06 Minutes

The Pointless Committee convened on March 6, 2023, to discuss the utterly irrelevant topic of "The Best Ways to Spend 30 Minutes on a Tuesday Afternoon When You Could've Been Watching Netflix." The committee consisted of:

• Chairperson, B. B. Bottomsworth
• Vice-Chairperson, C. C. Committeeperson
• Member, D. D. Dummkopf
• Member, E. E. Epsilon
• Member, F. F. Flibber

Agenda items included:

• 3.1: The Great Debate: Pineapple Pizza vs. Pepperoni Pizza
• 3.2: The Importance of Properly Folding a Fitted Sheet
• 3.3: The Art of Procrastination: Extreme Ironing

Key decisions made:

• We decided that pineapple pizza is, in fact, not a pizza at all but rather a travesty.
• We established that folding a fitted sheet is an Olympic sport and should be taken very seriously.
• We resolved to spend the rest of the afternoon watching cat videos on YouTube.

Next meeting: 2023-03-13

Previous minutes: 2023-02-27