POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA
- 12:00 PM: Arrival of the Coffee Machine, which we all know is the most important meeting attendee.
- 12:05 PM: Discussion of the committee's new, unnecessarily complex, 17-page report on "The Futility of Human Existence".
- 12:15 PM: Lunch break. We'll be eating the same sandwiches we've been eating for the past 3 years. Again.
- 12:30 PM: Debate on the merits of using Comic Sans in official committee documents.
- 1:00 PM: The committee's resident expert on "The Art of Procrastination" will lead a workshop on how to spend the next 3 hours browsing cat videos.