Pointless Committee: Resolution 2 - Jargon Meeting Minutes

Agenda Item 1: Clarification of the Obvious

Discussion leader: Bob Smith

Summaryประก: The committee discussed the definition of 'jargon' and its relation to the committee's mission.

• ประก: Bob Smith defined jargon as "a fancy way of saying nothing"
• Seconded by: Jane Doe
• Opposed by: John Doe (but only because he didn't know what jargon meant)

Agenda Item 2: Inventing new jargon terms

Discussion leader: Jane Doe

• Term 1: "Synergyfying" - the act of combining two things that are not actually related
• Term 2: "Disambiguation" - the art of making something clear and simple
• Term 3: "Cronyism" - the practice of doing something just to get along

Adjournment

The meeting adjourned at 14:00, with the understanding that the next meeting will be even more pointless than this one.

Resolution 3: Overthinking

Resolution 4: More Jargon

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