Resolution 5: Develop Intergalactic Apparel

In a shocking turn of events, Committee 9000 has decided to focus on the pressing issue of intergalactic fashion.

We will allocate an absurd amount of resources to design, manufacture, and distribute the following:

• Galactic tunics with built-in solar panels
• Space-age skinny jeans with built-in asteroid-proof pockets
• Intergalactic jumpsuits with built-in oxygen supply and navigation systems

Subcommittee 5.1: Galactic Socks

Subcommittee 5.1 will be responsible for designing the perfect pair of galactic socks. We will consider the following factors:

• Sock elasticity in zero gravity environments
• Antimatter thread count
• Compatibility with alien foot shapes

Learn more about Subcommittee 5.1

Subcommittee 5.2: Intergalactic Sloganeering

Subcommittee 5.2 will be responsible for creating the perfect slogan for our intergalactic apparel line. We will consider the following options:

• "You had me at hello, universe!"
• "Taste the cosmos, taste the pain"
• "I'm not lost in space, I'm just on a tangent"

Learn more about Subcommittee 5.2

Proceed to Resolution 6: Create Galactic Reality TV Show

Proceed to Resolution 7: Establish Intergalactic Disco Ball