Pointless Committee Agenda: Annual Picnic

Agenda

• 9:00-9:30am: Arrival and awkward small talk
• 9:30-10:00am: Free donuts
• 10:00-11:00am: Committee meeting: The art of doing nothing
• 11:00-12:00pm: Lunch: Mystery meat sandwiches
• 12:00-1:00pm: Committee meeting: The ethics of taking three hour lunches
• 1:00-2:00pm: Free time for committee members to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence
• 2:00-3:00pm: Committee meeting: The benefits of taking long breaks
• 3:00-4:00pm: Committee meeting: The science of procrastination
• 4:00-5:00pm: Free time for committee members to reorganize the conference room
• 5:00-6:00pm: Committee meeting: The importance of having a nap

Location: The Committee Cave

Host: Bob "The Chairman" Smith

Weather: Overcast with a hint of despair