The Committee of Utterly Pointless Pursuits

Mission Statement:

We, the Committee of Utterly Pointless Pursuits, have gathered here today to decide the best way to spend our afternoon. Our agenda includes, but is not limited to:

• Debating the merits of beige and gray as the new committee colors.
• Deciding whether or not to take a three-hour lunch.
• Creating an elaborate plan for a committee social media presence that nobody will ever see.
• Arguing over whose turn it is to bring donuts.

Members:

• John "The Chairman" Smith
• Jane "The Secretary" Doe
• Bob "The Guy Who Always Forgets" Johnson
• Ella "The Quiet One" Thompson