Decision 2023-01: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

In the interests of maintaining a healthy work environment, the Committee of Pointless Decisions has convened to discuss the alarming disappearance of the office donuts.

Presented by: Bob Smith, Chair of the Committee

Attendees: John Doe, Jane Doe, and 5 other people who were not really interested

Summary of the Meeting:

• Bob Smith presented a 10-slide PowerPoint on the importance of donuts in the office.
• Jane Doe questioned the validity of Bob's research, citing "a friend of a friend" who had heard of a study that said donuts were actually bad for you.
• John Doe suggested we just order donuts from the place down the street.
• Committee member 3 asked if anyone had seen the donut box from last week, because she was pretty sure she had seen it in the break room.
• After 45 minutes of discussion, the committee decided to table the issue for further research.

Next Steps:

• Form a subcommittee to investigate the disappearance of the donuts.
• Conduct a thorough analysis of the office break room.
• Consider hiring a donut detective.

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