Meeting convened at 3:14 PM. Chairperson, Boris McPwned, called the meeting to order.
Discussion on the merits of building a 10-foot statue of a flamingo in the park.
Member, Boris McBraindead, argued that the statue would be "kinda neat."
Another member, Boris McPwned, countered that it would be "totally worth it" and that we should "just do it already."
After much discussion, the subcommittee voted 3-2 in favor of building the statue, with 2 members voting against it due to concerns about "squirting" and "making the park smell like a bird's butt."
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This meeting has been a complete waste of time, adjourned.