Subcommittee on Unnecessary Subcommittees - Meeting Minutes - 2023-12-01

Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the Futility of Our Own Existence

Chairman Fluffy McFlufferson called the meeting to order at 14:00 hours, citing "because we have to." Members present included:

• Chairman Fluffy McFlufferson (Chairman)
• Vice-Chairman Blerp Jenkins (Vice-Chairman)
• Mabel P. Bottomsworth, Esq. (Member)
• Trevor T. Tiresome (Member)

Agenda Item 2: Debate on Whether to Have a Debate

After 45 minutes of discussion, it was decided that having a debate on whether or not to have a debate was, in fact, pointless.

The meeting was called to order at 14:00 hours, but ran long, adjourning at 14:45 hours. A motion to extend the meeting for another hour was tabled due to "time constraints." The next meeting is scheduled for 2024-01-15.

Recommendations:

• Continue to exist, despite being unnecessary.
• Meet more frequently, despite the futility of our existence.
• Have more meetings, because, well, that's just what we do.

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