Pointless Committee Agenda - 2024-01-01

03:01 PM - Coffee and Contempt

Because we're clearly not here to accomplish anything, today's agenda will be spent discussing the intricacies of coffee consumption.

Minutes from Previous Meetings Today's Agenda Decision-Making Process: Who Needs Facts Anyway?

Minutes from Previous Meetings

Because we're not actually doing anything, we've got nothing to show for it. But hey, here's some placeholder text:

  1. Meeting started at 03:01 PM. Someone brought a donut.
  2. Someone said "meh" a lot.
  3. We didn't do anything productive.

Today's Agenda

Because we're clearly not going to do anything about it, here's what we're supposed to be doing:

  1. Drink coffee and pretend to care.
  2. Talk about our feelings for at least 2 hours.
  3. Accidentally delete important files.

Decision-Making Process: Who Needs Facts Anyway?