Today's meeting will be a thrilling exercise in futility, as committee members take turns introducing themselves in excruciating detail.
Agenda Points for the rest of the meeting will be discussed after the introductions, but let's be real, you're all here for the intros.
Current Members:
REMINDER: The copier in the break room is not working. Please use the one in the supply closet. Or just use a pen. Or don't. We're not really sure.