Pointless Committee Agenda - 2024-01-02, 01:30 PM Coffee Break

Meeting Objectives:

• Discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing.
• Decide that we should probably get some coffee.
• Resolve to not actually accomplish anything today.

Meeting Minutes:

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice.

Apologies: None.

Discussion:

1. John: We should probably get some coffee.
2. Jane: Agreed, I'm running on fumes.
3. Bob: Seconded.
4. Alice: Can someone else get it? I'm good.

Next Steps:

We will reconvene after coffee break. If you don't return, we'll just assume you're still on the coffee run.

Related Links:

• 02:00 PM Sandwich Break - Where we will probably just talk about sandwiches some more.
• 03:30 PM Nap Time - Because apparently, that's a thing now.

Disclaimer:

Any decisions made during this meeting are entirely inconsequential and may or may not have any actual impact on the world. Or not.