Agenda
11:00-11:45 AM: Arrival and awkward small-talk with the intern
11:45-12:15 PM: Breakthrough Moment - Presentations on "The Future of Socks in Space" (Sponsored by: The Sock Puppet Foundation)
12:15-1:00 PM: Lunch - Catering provided by "Bland Bistro" - Don't forget to try the mystery meat!
1:00-2:00 PM: "Debunking the myths of the committee's past failures" (Panel discussion)
2:00-3:00 PM: Coffee Break - "The Art of Doing Nothing"
3:00-5:00 PM: "The Committee's Greatest Hits" - A retrospective on past successes and failures
5:00-6:00 PM: Closing Remarks - "The Committee's Vision for the Future" (Or, you know, just more awkward small-talk)