Meeting of the Pointless Committee, 2024-01-02 Decisions
Resolution 1: Reaffirming the Importance of Excessively Long Meeting Names
By a margin of 3 votes, the committee has decided that meeting titles should include at least 10 words to maximize confusion among attendees.
Resolution 2: Mandatory Use of Jargon in all Committee Correspondence
By a margin of 2 votes, the committee has decided that all official communications will henceforth include at least 3 buzzwords, including but not limited to 'synergy', 'disruption', and 'paradigm shift'.